Well look who just stumbled into the good corner of the internet…

Warning: side effects may include moving ‘with’ not ‘from’ your big feelings, talking your inner critic off the ledge, and breaking up with beige wellness forever.

Welcome to this little, unapologetically colourful corner of the internet where we get somatically real.

This isn’t the beige, whispery, “breathe in for four… and exhale for four” type of healing. Nope. Around here, we swap stuffy chairs for yoga mats, stiff exercises for fluid, intuitive movement, and “shoulds” for “whatever feels freaking good right now.”

We’re talking somatic healing, intuitive movement, and reconnecting with your body like it’s an old friend you actually want to hang out with.

Because moving your body isn’t just exercise, it is medicine, therapy, and a little bit of rebellion, all rolled into one.

Class is in session and your body called.

If a tree falls in a forest…